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The Care and Feeding of Humans

A cat's guide to human care

Created on 2006-05-04 21:18:52 (#10171482), last updated 2006-09-24

13 comments received, 20 comments posted

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Name:Dora and Andy
Birthdate:01-03
Location:Atlantis, Antarctica
Website:Where the Humans hang out
Bio
I'm Dora (and I'm her younger brother, Andy!). Our human is Dr. Rodney McKay (he's the leader of Atlantis) and he's very smart (smartest human in the whole galaxy!) Shut up, Andy. (Yes, Dora...) I am a gray and white tabby with white tips and my minion (brother!)...minion is an orange and white tabby with cream tips.

I help our human out by getting him the things he needs (even if he doesn't know he needs them! Dora's, like, psychic or something!) Shut up, Andy. (Yes, Dora...) And I check in on our human's mates when he's too busy to remember they even exist. (I stay behind to watch over our human. He really needs looking after, even for a human!)

My brother has a point. I have never in my short life seen such a poorly kept human! If it weren't for his mates, he'd probably starve! It's a wonder he lived this long without us here to take care of him. (Humans are weird.) Well said, Andy.

And speaking of which, there goes our human...oh, he is not doing what I think he is! (Dora, isn't that the coffee?) Yes, it is. I specifically heard his white mate say that he wasn't allowed to have any. Come on, Andy. We better stop him before he gets any. (Right behind you, Dora!)
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